http://geekslice.com/index.php The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be. en w.massey@gmail.com Copyright 2008 2008-08-20T01:26:00-06:00 http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/alive/ http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/alive/#When:01:26:00Z I’m alive, but its been a long few days. Ill post when I’m not shoving my lungs back in my chest.  WTF 2008-08-20T01:26:00-06:00 http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/yes/ http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/yes/#When:01:56:00Z Stuff 2008-08-13T01:56:00-06:00 http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/jokes_to_offend_everyone/ http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/jokes_to_offend_everyone/#When:18:17:01Z What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? Are you sure it's mine?' Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby? They named him 'Sum Ting Wong' What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe' How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ..' - A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t WTF 2008-08-05T18:17:01-06:00 http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/flipping_on_the_lights/ http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/flipping_on_the_lights/#When:01:45:00Z OK well I’ve been kinda ignoring the blog for a few days now, hoping I can come up with a witty and enlightening post. I’m just not built like that. It takes energy I don’t have to be a writer like my Tense. So I’m making some changes. I will be around and will post at least once a week, and I will be keeping up with all of you on my blog roll. Feel free to send me e-mail, my address is in the sidebar. It also happens to be my chat name. drop me a line or two. 2008-08-03T01:45:00-06:00 http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/hi1/ http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/hi1/#When:02:54:02Z I haven’t forgot this place. Ill be back, I promise. I have to upgrade sometime soon, so if I disappear, I’ll be back… I hope. Um, Yea 2008-07-30T02:54:02-06:00 http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/yea_i_got_nothing1/ http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/yea_i_got_nothing1/#When:00:49:01Z So I really haven’t had much to say. I go to work, I come home and my god its hot. Summertime in MS. I hate this place. Um, Yea 2008-07-23T00:49:01-06:00 http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/lazy/ http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/lazy/#When:02:33:01Z I’ll do better tomorrow. WTF 2008-07-21T02:33:01-06:00 http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/why_yes_yes_i_am/ http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/why_yes_yes_i_am/#When:19:49:00Z OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets WTF 2008-07-16T19:49:00-06:00 http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/i_love_you_babe/ http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/i_love_you_babe/#When:13:09:01Z TRULY MADLY DEEPLY (Savage Garden) I’ll be your dream, I’ll be your wish I’ll be your fantasy. I’ll be your hope, I’ll be your love be everything that you need. I love you more with every breath truly madly deeply do.. I will be strong I will be faithful ‘cos I’m counting on A new beginning. A reason for living. A deeper meaning. I want to stand with you on a mountain. I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever. Until the sky falls down on me… And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky, I’ll make a wish send it to heaven then make you want to cry.. The tears of joy for all the pleasure and the certainty. That we’re surrounded by the comfort and protection of.. The highest power. In lonely hours. The tears devour you.. I want to stand with you on a mountain, I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever, Until the sky falls down on me… Oh can’t you see it baby? You don’t have to close your eyes ‘cos it’s standing right before you. All that you need will surely come… I’ll be your dream I’ll be your wish I’ll be your fantasy. I’ll be your hope I’ll be your love be everything that you need. I’ll love you more with every breath truly madly deeply do… I want to stand with you on a mountain, I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever, Until the sky falls down on me… (repeat until fade) I want to stand with you on a mountain....  The Wife 2008-07-14T13:09:01-06:00 http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/hello/ http://geekslice.com/index.php/site/hello/#When:14:34:00Z So, um, I’ve been neglecting this place for a little while. Sorry bout that. Ive been playing WOW and keeping Tence and Littleone happy. Their isn’t much to say other than that. OH big changes coming at work. We have a new chink in the administrative and manorial area that seems to make decisions using common sense instead of some personal agenda. I’ve worked with the guy loosely for the last couple of years and liked him. I just hope he doesn’t get the same common sense lobotomy the others have when they go downstairs… Stuff 2008-07-13T14:34:00-06:00