The chili meme

Had a moment to answer this meme during lunch today. Enjoy~

1. Boxers? Briefs? Boxer briefs? Thongs? Commando?
Boxers, maybe a thong for those "special nights."

2. What’s your fussiest personal care routine?
My nails, I cant stand for them to get long.

3. Do you have a favorite tool? Power or manual?
PC, what else?

4. Can you change your own oil? Do you?
I can, I usually don't.

5. What’s the “manliest” thing you do on a regular basis?
Scratch my balls; I'm still trying to get Tense to help with that sometime...

6. What’s something “manly” that you never learned how to do?
I've always wanted to learn how to weld.

7. Do you ever cry? If so, what’s your trigger?
If I'm tired, a Hallmark commercial could set me off.

8. Do you have a chivalrous streak? How does it manifest itself?
I'm a Southern boy; I do NOT want my grandmas to get on to me for not minding my manors.

9. Do you have a chauvinistic streak? How does it manifest itself?
Tense says I do not have one.

10. What’s your favorite movie?
All time = The Hunt for Red October.

11. What’s the dumbest, testosterone-inspired thing you’ve ever done?
I shot 3 Flaming Dr. Peppers on a dare and then had to have help to walk out of the bar. I wasn't very bright when I was in my 20s.

12. What quality do you think makes a good man good? Do you have that quality?
Odd question, but I think men need to take care of their families. I take care of mine. Spoil my girls. You would need to ask Tense if I'm succeeding.

13. Toilet seat up or down?
Up to use, down when I walk away.

14. If your wife/partner/significant other is away, do you cook for yourself or eat out of cans and boxes (or rely on local drive-throughs and delivery)?
I am self sufficient. If I remember to eat.

15. What societal expectation of being a man do you most resent?
I really have nothing for this one.

16. What’s the best part - societal-wise - about being a man?
Same as above.

17. Will you stop to ask for directions?
Yes.

18. What’s the one thing you wish your wife/partner/significant other understood about how you think or behave?
Hell I'm still trying to figure myself out, I don't ever expect her to know me.

19. What’s one thing about your wife/partner/significant other that you just cannot understand, no matter how hard you try?
About the only thing I just don't understand is, why she doesn't want to fool around more often. I really am good with the rest of her.

20. What do you need to have in the shower?
razor and toothbrush

21. Do you burp/fart/scratch in public? Do you do anything stereotypically male?
I don't pay much attention to being "in public" versus being anywhere else. In other words, you don't have to interact with me if you don't like what you see. No I don't do those things in public.
I mind my manners on the off chance I run into one of the matriarchs of my family. However, at home is another story.

22. How big a part does porn play in your life? Your thoughts?
Well, I would be lying to you if I said it does not affect me. It does.

23. What scares you?
I really do not like being around a lot of people, or being in tight places.

24. What’s your best feature (physical or otherwise)?
According to Tense, my blue eyes and my quick wit.

25. What would you do for love?
Love is freely given. I hope the same is true.