A Slice Of GeekA Slice Of Geek:The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.2008-08-20T01:28:03ZCopyright (c) 2008, geekExpressionEnginetag:geekslice.com,2008:08:20alivetag:geekslice.com,2008:index.php/2.2352008-08-20T01:26:00Z2008-08-20T01:28:03Zgeekw.massey@gmail.comhttp://geekslice.comI’m alive, but its been a long few days. Ill post when I’m not shoving my lungs back in my chest.
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]]>Jokes to offend everyone!tag:geekslice.com,2008:index.php/2.2332008-08-05T18:17:01Z2008-08-05T19:21:36Zgeekw.massey@gmail.comhttp://geekslice.comWhat do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
Are you sure it's mine?'
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a
blonde baby?
They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe'
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ..' -
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t
]]>*flipping on the lights*tag:geekslice.com,2008:index.php/2.2322008-08-03T01:45:00Z2008-08-03T02:10:36Zgeekw.massey@gmail.comhttp://geekslice.comOK well I’ve been kinda ignoring the blog for a few days now, hoping I can come up with a witty and enlightening post. I’m just not built like that. It takes energy I don’t have to be a writer like my Tense. So I’m making some changes. I will be around and will post at least once a week, and I will be keeping up with all of you on my blog roll. Feel free to send me e-mail, my address is in the sidebar. It also happens to be my chat name. drop me a line or two.
]]>Hitag:geekslice.com,2008:index.php/2.2312008-07-30T02:54:02Z2008-07-30T03:00:02Zgeekw.massey@gmail.comhttp://geekslice.comI haven’t forgot this place. Ill be back, I promise. I have to upgrade sometime soon, so if I disappear, I’ll be back… I hope.
]]>Yea, I got nothingtag:geekslice.com,2008:index.php/2.2302008-07-23T00:49:01Z2008-07-23T01:12:38Zgeekw.massey@gmail.comhttp://geekslice.comSo I really haven’t had much to say. I go to work, I come home and my god its hot. Summertime in MS. I hate this place.
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