A duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "I'll have a beer".
The bartender says "Hey! where did you come from?"
The duck says "I'm working the construction site across the street".
And the bartender says, "Well why are you working construction when you could be making millions in the circus?"
And the duck said "What would the circus want with a brick laying duck?"
Funny no?
First I don’t smoke, I don’t like to be around people smoking. However they have the right to smoke if they want. So our city council just joined the fad of banning smoking in the city (that’s the way they put it). I’m sure they mean the restaurants and other public places. What really doesn’t make sense to me though is that they want to raise the tax on smoking to accomplish several things in the city. They want to remove taxes on groceries and put it on cigarettes. Frankly its non of the elected governments business if you smoke or not, nor is it in the right telling us where you can or can’t smoke. That goes for many things the elected government does. Lets think about this, ban smoking in the city, and yet up the tax on the smokers. Somehow I just don’t see this working out. What do you think about it?
Fuck Monday.
. can't leave that out.If I can figure it out I want to add a few musical things to my site. All this talk about 80s music has me kinda
So, I apparently can piss people off just by being myself. I don’t think elaboration is needed. So, huh, I’ll just apologize in advance…
The very thought of you makes
My heart sing,
Like an April breeze
On the wings of spring.
And you appear in all your splendor,
My one and only love.
The shadows fall
And spread their mystique charms
In the hush of night,
While you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender,
My one and only love.
The touch of your hand is like heaven.
A heaven that I've never known.
The blush on your cheek,
Whenever I speak,
Tells me that you are my own.
You fill my eager heart with
Such desire,
Every kiss you give
Sets my soul on fire.
I give myself in sweet surrender,
My one and only love.
The blush on your cheek,
Whenever I speak,
Tells me that you are my own.
You fill my eager heart with
Such desire.
Every kiss you give
Sets my soul on fire.
I give myself in sweet surrender,
My one and only love.
My one and only love.
- Sting -
Edit: I'm thinking of you NYCWD, Im thinking of you...
Alright, so I haven’t blogged about the trip, mainly because Tense did. It’s very difficult to write about schtuff that happens around here without writing the same thing Tense writes. (I hope you followed that; I think I got lost on that sharp left turn there in the middle). Anyway, the drive to Orlando from here wasn’t all that bad. It only took us around 11 hrs to make the trip. I would drive it again, really. I loved the Disney hotel we stayed in. It had these cool horse and buggy lanes with gardens and benches all made up to look like the garden district in New Orleans. We tried to get out in the twilight to have a couple of cocktails and enjoy people-watching from the benches. If that is your style of relaxing, I highly recommend the Port Orleans Hotel at Disney World. I finally got to try Yuengling beer; around my backwards part of Rednecksville, we can’t get this particular beer. I loved it. I tried a couple of micros from Florida as well that were really good. I will have to write our bottling group and see if we can expand our lineup around here. Although around here, it’s backward legislation that stops most things, not the bottling group. I would be more than interested to do some beer swapping with people if anyone is interested . We only have one microbrewery in MS, but it’s a really good one.
